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CoinStarThis was a Saturday afternoon. Raining. I was driving with my Dad to get groceries. Now you know those CoinStar machines? The big green beasts in the grocery stores that you pour the contents of your piggy bank into, and it sorts it and gives you cash? Yeah, there's one of those in Loblaws at South Keys. Me being efficient as I am, I decided to empty out my Snoopy piggy bank into a Ziploc freezer bag before we left, and take care of that while we got groceries.CoinStar
We arrived, and got out of the car. We go in, do all of the grocery shopping, and as we're waiting in the checkout, I realized I forgot my bag of coins. I asked my dad for
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First DateJulian and Anne, teenagers, are searching for seats in a movie theatre. Julian is awkward, naive, and hopeful with good intentions. Anne is sarcastic, inquisitive, and generally good natured. They've been best friends for years, and this is a typical outing. However, Julian is trying to get Anne's attention during the evening, hoping to begin a relationship out of their friendship. As the scene opens, they descend the stairs. They speak quietly so as not to disrupt others in the theatre.First Date
Anne: So, what was the deal with your mom? Julian: Oh, that. She wouldn't let me leave the house until she was absolutely sure
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Parental ImplicationsDon't associate with gay people.Parental Implications
I am a lazy ass who only makes excuses.
We love you more than your sister.
You're, now, our only hope to create carbon-copies of ourselves. Don't let us down. If someone has low intelligence, they're scum. You're going to believe in my religion whether you like it or not. And, eventually, you'll like it. Or else. We know your uncle is socially retarded, but you should spend time with him so we don't have to. We're aware your grandparents minds and bodies are rotting. Spend time with them too. Flush.
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| I'm 15, an Ottawa high school student. I don't submit often. I hate religion, I love politics, love video games, and aspire to be a Video Game Developer. |
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- Current Residence: Ottawa
- Interests: Video Games, Intelligent Conversation
- Favourite poet or writer: John Hodgman
- MSN: omgwtfbbqattk@hotmail.com
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